Well, I hope that headline grabbed your attention.  At least they’re not tipping the cow, eh?

Thursday, March 11th, Scream Night with KEY Kids (open mic for The Key‘s writing workshop), 7 p.m., the Contented Cow, The Bacchae 2.10, 7:30 p.m., Haugen Theater on the St. Olaf College campus, and Todd Thompson at the Tavern Lounge.

Friday, March 12th, Tim Freeland, 6:00 to 8:30 p.m., Butler’s Steak & Ale, Sarah Henson Fundraiser, 7 p.m., Grand Event Center, The Bacchae 2.10, 7:30 p.m., Haugen Theater on the St. Olaf College campus, and Bingo at Froggy Bottoms.

Saturday, March 13th, Annual St. Patrick’s Parade, 2 p.m., starting at EconoFoods, Handout Helpless, 7:00 to 11:00 p.m., the Tavern Lounge, Fourth Annual International Night, 7 p.m., The Pause on the St. Olaf College campus, Heritage, 7 p.m., The Contented Cow, Annual Auction, 7:30 to 11:00 p.m., Northfield Arts Guild, Dave Hagedorn & Kevin Clements, 7:30 p.m., Northfield Public Library, and Lonesome Dan Kase at Froggy Bottoms.

Sunday, March 14th, Pancake Breakfast Fundraiser for American Cancer Society, 8:30 to 12:30 p.m., Northfield Eagles Club, Politics and a Pint, 6 p.m., Northern Roots Session, 7 p.m., and Quiz Night, 8 p.m., all at the Contented Cow.